im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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