That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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