I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize
