Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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