it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I pour the whiskey from now on
Someone signed my nipple.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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