Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
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