Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
its liver damage thursday
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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