I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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