paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Staff meetings will be awkward since my boss and I both did the new intern
Maybe she doesn’t know you did him
Oh she definitely knows - it was a threesome
Please tell me you’re not taking life advice from porn scripts again
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