Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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