i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Randomize
