we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
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