I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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