I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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