When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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