dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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