you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
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