There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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