i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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