I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
I wish you could order shots online.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Oh god it's open bar.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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