can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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