I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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