Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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