so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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