remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
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