I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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