If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
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