That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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