So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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