what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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