guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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