She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
you're hired as official boob wrangler
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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