so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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