You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Help. Why am I so naked?
The ass gains better be worth it
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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