I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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