As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
My breasts were aching with rage.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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