That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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