Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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