if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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