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im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt

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(409): View more from Texas

Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.

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(909): View more from California

do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?

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and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook

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(203): View more from Connecticut

apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis

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(330): View more from Ohio

i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision

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(727): View more from Florida

Semen is not good for contacts.

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(954): View more from Florida

She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position

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