Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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