Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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