no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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