i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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