She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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