I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Small penises have feelings too.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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