I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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