Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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