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(269): View more from Michigan

Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail

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(307): View more from Wyoming

North Korea, Best Korea!

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(513): View more from Ohio

Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.

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(914): View more from New York

just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix

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(415): View more from California

there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am

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(705): View more from Ontario

I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬

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(901): View more from Tennessee

He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.

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