She's JV to your varsity
I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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