I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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