They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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