i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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