Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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