I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
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