Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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